Spoof News:

• Lethargy generator found under bed (issue #01)
• Nanatechnology will consume world by 2020 (issue #01)
• Girl on train is soul mate in fellow passenger's imagination (issue #01)
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• Decisive victory for Allies (issue #02)
• Occultist opens gateway to Hull (issue #02)
• Sub-editors welcome hypostrophe (issue #02)
• Apathy march (issue #02)
• Men feel pressure of media portrayal (issue #02)
• New York miming disaster (issue #02)
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• Jet-powered car breaks speed of smell (issue #03)
• Picture only tells 743 words (issue #03)
• Water towers double as monster-pacification devices (issue #03)
• Final display for stuffed poor (issue #03)
• Headline News III (issue #03)
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• World's worst serial killer (issue #04)
• Four horseman split: apocalypse cancelled (issue #04)
• Cruel prank targets nation's arsewits (issue #04 - With Andrew O'Neill)
• Harsh tube lightng used to curb overpopulation (issue #04)
• Ugly man actually just a bit pixellated (issue #04)
• Lock of John Lennon's hair auctioned (issue #04)
• News event: attractive young women involved somehow (issue #04)
• Miles/km exchange rate rockets (issue #04)
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• Richard Pryor in The Good Life (issue #05)
• Grammar Shortage (issue #05)
• Olympic stadium is secret space ark (issue #05)
• New Gods of office technology appointed (issue #05)
• Pasta-Antipasta explosion (issue #05)
• Baseball invented to help men talk about sex (issue #05)
• First clay pigeon bred in captivity (issue #05)
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• EAT brand inspires copycats (issue #06)
• Catholics introduce reward card scheme (issue #06)
• DVD addiction ravages middle class (issue #06)
• Kittens and Talk Radio Could Solve Energy Crisis (issue #06)
• Ugly people to get better parking spaces (issue #06)
• Catholic church introduces reward card (issue #06)
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• FacePalm: the undo button for life (issue #07)
• Worrying Rise in Mobile Use by Under-Zeros (issue #07)
• Linguist Discovers Perfect Photo Caption (issue #07)

Spoof Articles

• TV: All time greatest spin-offs (issue #01)
• TV: Sitcomland (issue #01)
• Writer's room (issue #01)
• When is it okay to laugh and point? An easy guide (issue #01)
• Film: Remade movie titles (issue #05)
• Street Games (issue #07) - With Russ Flinn)
• Horoscopes by Agnes McScratch (issue #07)
• "William H Macy" and other swear word substitutes (issue #07)

Characters & Stories

• Derring Dos & Don'ts I: Animals (issue #01 - With RALPH ASPINALL)
• Derring Dos & Don'ts #2: Females (issue #02 - With RALPH ASPINALL)
• Writer's Block: The Invention of Time Travel (issue #04)

Spoof Movie Posters

• Them vs IT (issue #01 - Art by Adrian Bamforth)
• Kramer vs Kramer (issue #02)
• Dirty Harry Krishna (issue #04)
• Casablanketyblank (issue #04)
• Night of the Living Dead Poets Society (issue #06 - Art by Simon Cooper)
• Withnail & I, Robot (issue #06 - Art by Andrew Waugh)
• Queen takes Bishop (issue #06 - Art by Andrew Waugh)
• You've Got Male (issue #06 - Art by Heidi Spets)
• The Grapes of Wrath of Khan (issue #07)
• Who's Afraid of Virginia Teenwolf (issue #07)

Spoof Magazine Covers

• Celebrity Brains (issue #03)
• Mindfuck (issue #03)
• Vague (#05)
• Angry Loner Monthly (#05)

Spoof Ads

• Jumper Removal Quandary (issue #01)
• Anal's Retentive (issue #02)
• Powdered H20 (issue #03)
• Religious breakfast cereals (issue #04)
• Greed fridge (issue #04)
• J-Lo: the new diet joint (issue #04)
• Freudian Slip (issue #06)

Comic strips (scripts)

• Superhero-Men I: Middle-Man
  (issue #01 -Art by Mike Donaldson)
• Superhero-Men II: Elephant Man
  (issue #01 -Art by Mike Donaldson)
• Myth Management I:
  Going Underground
  (issue #03 -Art by Mike Donaldson)
• Reservoir Nuns
  (issue #05 -Art by Andrew Waugh)
• Myth Management II:
  The Rythm is Gonna Get You
  (coming soon -Art by Mike Donaldson)
• Myth Management III:
  We Don't Need Another Hero
  (coming soon -Art by Mike Donaldson)
• Shallow Grave Ending (issue #07 - Art by Andrew Waugh)
• Sci-Fi Big Love (issue #07 - Art by Andrew Waugh)

Minis

• Headline News I (issue #01)
  
• Cartoon: Clothes / No Clothes (issue #03)
• Cartoon: Animals that come with their own cutlery (issue #06 - Art by Heidi Spets)
• Puzzle: Mandelbrotu (issue #06)
• Headlines: Cricket rules / Northampton Tube / Scarf Ace (issue #06)
• Headlines: On PS3, on Xbox, Ennui / What larks / Your days are numbered (issue #06)
• Headlines: Reasonable demands / Britain sells NHS to America / Morrisey dancers (issue #06)
• Headlines: Enid Blyton Fetish / House Wine / Pet Dispensary / Pie Charts / Alpha Male or Beta Max / Pop Quorn / In The Soaps / Bible Belt(issue #07)

Posters

• Alan Moore A2-size poster (based on Mustard #04 cover, comissioned by The IT Crowd)

Interviews

THE BIG ONES (8-16 PAGES)

• Graham Linehan (issue #01)
• Michael Palin (issue #02)
• Sam Bain & Jesse Armstrong (issue #03)
• Alan Moore (issue #04)
• Stewart Lee (issue #05)
• John Lloyd (issue #06)
• Robin Ince (issue #07)

THE SHORT ONES (1-2 PAGES)

• Laughterinoddplaces (issue #01)
• Matt Berry & Rich Fulcher (issue #02)
• Terry Gilliam (the old b&w issues)
• The Comedy Store Players (the old b&w issues)
• Shannon 'Too Much Coffee Man' Wheeler (the old b&w issues)

Profiles

• Monty Python's Family Tree (issue #02)
• Douglas Adams (issue #06)
• Peter Cook (with Peter Gordon)

'Cult Corner' Reviews

• Fandango (80s road movie) (issue #01)
• Frontline (Oz newsroom satire) (issue #02)
• 2000AD (comic) (coming soon)
• Neon (movie magazine) (coming soon)