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MUSTARD IS BROUGHT TO YOU AGAINST THE BETTER JUDGEMENT OF:

CREATOR/EDITOR/WRITER/DESIGNER/TEA-BOY

Alex MussonAlex Musson
Taller than Jesus
As well as editing and designing the mag, Alex writes about half of each issue. Over the four colour issues, that's around 50 articles and 25 images. Read more »

30 pages

REGULAR CONTRIBUTORS

Shallow over a wide area
Writer
  5 pages
Including:
  • Derring Do's & Don'ts ('The Colonel') x4
  • First Chapter: Grey Dust
Glass half-fuel
Writer
  5 pages
Including:
  • Drink & Drugs Ruined My Chances
  • Past-IT Stickers
Lots to be modest about
Artist/Writer
  5 pages
Including:
  • Sea Junkies
  • Brief Encounters of the Third Kind
Monkey at typewriter
Artist
  5 pages
Including:
  • Monkey typewriter illo
  • Myth Management & Superhero comic art
Swanky
Writer
  4 pages
Including:
  • The Skinny & Nod Dialogues (x3)
  • TV & Movie Guides
Make your own house
Artist
  4 pages
Including:
  • Cut-Out-And-Make-
    Your-Own Internet
Set upon in an alley
Writer
  3 pages
Including:
  • The Big Nasty
  • The Unobtainable Chimney Sweep
He's got a Robot Dad
Artist
  2 pages
Including:
  • Robot Dad (x9)
  • At-At cartoons (x3)
My way or Norway
Artist
  2 pages
Including:
  • 'Overheard' character illustrations (x11)

SEMI-REGULARS

Tea and biscuits
Artist
  4 pages
Including:
  • 2012 stadium
  • DVD addiction
  • Living Dead Poets
This means Waugh
Artist
  3 pages
    Including:
  • Everyone v Predator
  • Withnail & I, Robot
  • Queen takes Bishop
Truth and/or Justice
Writer
  2 pages
Including:
  • Honey the Kids are Exactly the Right Size But Their Density's Fucked
Live from Las Vegas
Writer
  2 pages
Including:
  • The Other Side
  • Nazis v Dinosaurs
On the pavement
Writer
  2 pages
Including:
  • Apple: iLitigate
  • Small Medium at Large
Matt Berry
Snuff Box Holiday
Writer, Musician
  1 ½ pages
Including:
  • Albums That Changed My Life

ONE-HIT WONDERFULLS

Disk-Golfing Dude
Writer
  1 page
  • True Stories: The Lion & the B
Out back
Writer
  1 page
  • True Stories: Wallaby v Truck
resident exile
Writer
  1 page
  • True Stories: Please, Soeur
Chicken feathers
Writer
  1 page
  • True Stories: Faith in Waffles
identity crisis
Writer
  1 page
  • True Stories:
    The Ice Queen
Dear Member
Writer
  1 page
  • Fight Club AGM
Shoots to kill
Writer
  1 page
  • Cult Corner:
    Emilo Fernandez
Nazi Dinosaurs
Artist
  1 page
  • Dinosaurs of the Eastern Front
Alla Akbar!
Artist
  1 page
  • Palin illos
BOOM!
Artist
  ¾ page
  • One-panel cartoons
Punch Prescott
Artist
  ½ page
  • The Colonel, Pavlov & 'Dinger
Hardy Fellow
Artist
  ½ page
  • Palin transport
Small but Creepy
Writer
  ½ page
  • Little things ruin relationships
Editor's landlord
Artist
  ½ page
  • Mustard logos
Girl on train
Artist
  ½ page
  • Overheards
He's behind you!
Artist
  ½ page
  • iNri, God's Practical Jokes
Russia with love
Artist
  ¼ page
  • Armchair Psychologist
Flying Debris
Artist
  ¼ page
  • Wahey!, Enjoy!
Pair of Muffins
  ¼ page
  • Muffin the Drugs Mule

AND THANKS TO:

Val Stephenson of Nth Position for sub-editing the final drafts of each issue
Alex Johnston at The JMB Partnership for selling ad space
Lindsey Clarke for transcribing interviews
James Pallister and Alex Ashworth for design input
Savannah Christensen and Richard Burdett for encouragement and desk space
Pamela Norris for tea and sympathy

DEDICATIONS

Russell Flinn
Mustard issue #01 is dedicated to
Swanky
Russell Flinn
Mustard issue #02 is dedicated to
original Mustard man
Russell Flinn
Mustard issue #03 is dedicated to
My first comedy hero
Craig Hinton
Mustard issue #04 is dedicated to
Time Lord