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Mustard Staff

CREATOR / EDITOR / WRITER / DESIGNER / TEA-BOY:

Alex MussonAlex Musson
Taller than Jesus
As well as editing and designing the mag, Alex writes about half of each issue. Over eight issues, that's about 150 articles or images. Read more »
  70 pages

REGULAR CONTRIBUTORS:

This means Waugh

  14¾ pages
[Artist] Including:
  • Withnail & I, Robot
Tea and biscuits

  12 pages
[Artist] Including:
  • Secret Space Ark
Shallow, wide area
  9 pages
[Writer] Including:
  • Colonel Mustards
Monkey at typewriter

8 pages
[Artist] Including:
  • Myth Management
Comedey perfctionst
  7½ pages
[Writer] Including:
  • 80s Mad Men
Make your own house
  7 pgs
[Artist] Including:
  • Cut-Out-And-Make-
    Your-Own Internet
Glass half-fuel
  7 pgs
[Writer] Including:
  • Drink & Drugs Ruined My Chances
modest about lots
  5¼ pages
[Artist] Including:
  • Brief Encounters of the Third Kind
He's got a Robot Dad
  5¾ pages
[Artist] Including:
  • Robot Dad (x14)
Swanky
  5 pages
[Writer] Including:
  • The Skinny & Nod Dialogues (x6)
My way or Norway
  4 pages
[Artist] Including:
  • 'Overheard' illustrations (x16)
Set upon in an alley
  3½ pages
[Writer] Including:
  • The Big Nasty
Shoots to kill
  3 pages
[Writer] Including:
  • Dennis Hopper interview
On the pavement
  3 pages
[Writer] Including:
  • Small Medium at Large
Live from Las Vegas
  3 pages
[Writer] Including:
  • Nazis v Dinosaurs
Cut It Out
  3 pages
[Artist] Including:
  • Cut Out and Make Cover Stars
Sleeps with amphibian
  2 pages
[Writer] Including:
  • Binkins, Of Course!
Colt 45, Big Rigs, Legos
  2 pages
[Artist] Including:
  • FBI: Father-Baby Interface
Truth and/or Justice
  1½ pages
[Writer] Including:
  • Honey the Kids...
Flying Debris
  1 page
[Artist] Including:
  • Beggar's Belief, False Idol

SPECIAL GUEST CONTRIBUTORS:

Matt Berry
Snuff Boxer
  6 pages
[Writer, Musician]
  • Albums That Changed My Life
Alan Moore
Dodging Logic
  2 pages
[Writer, Wizard]

ONE-HIT WONDERFULLS:

Chicken feathers
What
a guy
Hardy Fellow
Biomimetic
Where's Wally
Dug his own hole
Russia with love
Dear Member
He's behind you!
Pair of Muffins
Punch Prescott
Cartoon Friday
Disk-Golf Dude
Girl on train
Out back
 
resident exile
Glows in the dark
Nazi Dinosaurs
identity crisis
Carpe PM

WITH THANKS TO:

Val Stephenson and James Sherwood for sub-editing final drafts of each issue
Lindsey Clarke for transcribing interviews
Alex Johnston for selling ad space in issues #02 & #03
Savannah Christensen and Richard Burdett for encouragement and desk space
Pamela Norris for tea, sympathy and jokes about sitcoms
James Pallister and Alex Ashworth for design input on issue #01

DEDICATIONS

Russell Flinn
Mustard issue #01 is dedicated to
Swanky
Russell Flinn
Mustard issue #02 is dedicated to
original Mustard man
Russell Flinn
Mustard issue #03 is dedicated to
My first comedy hero
Craig Hinton
Mustard issue #04 is dedicated to
Time Lord
Thomas
Mustard issue #05 is dedicated to
everyone born on September 12th 2010
Pamela
Mustard issue #06 is dedicated to
Pamela Norris Musson
Saltmine
Mustard issue #07 is dedicated to
The Saltmine crew, circa 2001
Baby
Mustard issue #08 is dedicated to
everyone born on July 26th 2013
 
 
 
 
Mustard #01: Graham LinehanMustard #02: Michael PalinMustard #03: Peep Show's Bain & ArmstrongMustard #04: Alan MooreMustard #05a: Stewart LeeMustard #05b: Richard HerringMustard #06: John LloydMustard #07: Robin InceMustard #08: Portlandia's Carrie Brownstein & Fred Armisen

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First World War Problems
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A series of First World Problems that were also First World War Problems.
Back to the Future: the Inevitable Remake
Back to the Future:
the Inevitable Remake »
Teenager Martie McFly travels back thirty years, to 1985!
Jurassic Park: post credits sequence
Jurassic Park:
post credits sequence »
Lost deleted scene features suprising appearance.
Mustard trailer
Mustard trailer »
Watch our trailer, featuring music and narration from Matt Berry!
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Mustard trailer
Mustard trailer »
Watch our trailer, featuring music and narration from Matt Berry!
Question Tag
Question Tag »
Mustard's interviewees ask each other questions. Featuring Linehan, Palin, Bain, Moore, Berry, Lee, Herring, Lloyd, etc.
Paper versions of Michael Palin, Alan Moore, Peep Show and IT Crowd
Paper People »
Cut-out-and-make Mustard cover stars! Michael Palin, Alan Moore, Stewart Lee, Richard Herring and Peep Show and IT Crowd crews.
Mustard on The IT Crowd
Mustard on The IT Crowd »
Moss reads Mustard in an episode of The IT Crowd, and Roy's reading it on the cover of the American DVD.
Brilliantly funny! BBC Absolutely cracking! Channel 4 First class. The Guardian
A satirical gem. The Telegraph A dash of something special. Michael Palin
Endlessly hilarious. Alan Moore Like The Onion? You'll love MustardPatton Oswalt