News event: attractive young women involved somehow

An event became newsworthy today due to the involvement of some attractive young women (see photos, pages 8, 9 and 10).

The event may also have involved average looking, or possibly even below-average looking women, though this has not been confirmed.

Experts are assessing the possible appearance of nipples, or at least their shape vaguely visible through summer clothing.

~ A.M.

 

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