101 Empty Platitudes - Mustard comedy magazine

101 Empty Platitudes

101 WELL-MEANT BUT IRRITATING PLATITUDES, INCLUDING:

"It'll all come out in the wash"
"Well, he had a good innings"
"There's plenty more fish in the sea"
"Maybe it will grow back"

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