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AdobeFagPacket® software launches

Retro-loving designers are queueing up for the launch of new design software AdobeFagPacket®, an updated version of the hugely successful AdobeBackOfAnEnvelope®.

The new package offers old-school features including:
* glossy paper that can't be written on
* printed text and logos that make it hard to see your drawings
* gaps and folds in the surface area that break up lines and cause tears.

Most importantly, there's a limited save time; files can now only be saved for two days, giving, as the packaging exclaims, "that ethereal lifespan of all truly great design!"

However, Microsoft, whose sales of BookMargin 2.3 are likely to drop when AdobeFag Packet® goes on general sale, claim that this limited life span will make the package unusable Adobe countered by pointing out that the life span can be extended with the use of free extensions such as AdobeMustyOldShoeBox®, which can be used to store several hundred AdobeFagPacket®s.

~ R.B.

Illo: A.M.


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