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Neil from The Young Ones - action figure
Neil, The Young Ones
Fully poseable inaction figure, comes with full set of biros, pencils,
Polos, chewing gum and gonks. Suitable for vegetarians.
Moss, The IT Crowd - action figure
Moss, The IT Crowd
Comes with fire extinguisher (extremely flammable).
May require turning off and on again.
Call now: 0118 999 881 999 119 7253
Larry, Curb Your Enthusiasm - action figure
Larry, Curb Your Enthusiasm
Doubles as squeezy stress toy. Comes with doll's head and tiny scissors.
"Pretty, pretty, pretty... pretty good." -What Toy?
Alan, I'm Alan Partridge - action figure
Alan, I'm Alan Partridge
Norwich's broadcasting legend comes complete with traffic cone,
large Toblerone and twelve-inch dinner plate. A-ha!
Chris, Brass Eye - action figure
Chris, Brass Eye
Poseable action-news figure, comes complete with cake drug
and nailed paedophile crab. This is a made-up toy.
Edmund Blackadder - action figure
Edmund, Blackadder II
This Elizabethan figurine comes with cape, spare codpiece, bottle
of his own urine and a rotting severed head. Cunning.
Kevin Eldon - action figure
Kevin Eldon
British comedy's most prolific toy accessory finally
gets his own action figure: It's Kevin!
Del Boy - action figure
Del Boy, Only Fools and Horses
Action figure speaks three phrases:
"He who dares wins!", "You Plonker" and "Lovely Jubbly"
Summer Heights High - action figure
Summer Heights High
Chris Lilley double pack: director of Performing Arts Mr G,
plus troubled teen Jonah Takalua

Action Figures by Douggy Pledger

Mustard #01: Graham LinehanMustard #02: Michael PalinMustard #03: Peep Show's Bain & ArmstrongMustard #04: Alan MooreMustard #05a: Stewart LeeMustard #05b: Richard HerringMustard #06: John LloydMustard #07: Robin InceMustard #08: Portlandia's Carrie Brownstein & Fred Armisen
Myth Management

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First World War Problems
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A series of First World Problems that were also First World War Problems.
Back to the Future: the Inevitable Remake
Back to the Future:
the Inevitable Remake »
Teenager Martie McFly travels back thirty years, to 1985!
Jurassic Park: post credits sequence
Jurassic Park:
post credits sequence »
Lost deleted scene features suprising appearance.
Mustard trailer
Mustard trailer »
Watch our trailer, featuring music and narration from Matt Berry!
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Mustard trailer
Mustard trailer »
Watch our trailer, featuring music and narration from Matt Berry!
Question Tag
Question Tag »
Mustard's interviewees ask each other questions. Featuring Linehan, Palin, Bain, Moore, Berry, Lee, Herring, Lloyd, etc.
Paper versions of Michael Palin, Alan Moore, Peep Show and IT Crowd
Paper People »
Cut-out-and-make Mustard cover stars! Michael Palin, Alan Moore, Stewart Lee, Richard Herring and Peep Show and IT Crowd crews.
Mustard on The IT Crowd
Mustard on The IT Crowd »
Moss reads Mustard in an episode of The IT Crowd, and Roy's reading it on the cover of the American DVD.
Brilliantly funny! BBC Absolutely cracking! Channel 4 First class. The Guardian
A satirical gem. The Telegraph A dash of something special. Michael Palin
Endlessly hilarious. Alan Moore Like The Onion? You'll love MustardPatton Oswalt