Eva Tater

Glass half-fuel

Staff Writer

Eva has been writing for Mustard since the early black & white issues

She met Mustard editor Alex Musson when they worked at web design agency Saltmine, along with Mustard contributors Arthur Wyatt, Steve Jones, Chris Lucani and Monster Billy.

She wrote the following:

 

Satirical News & Articles

 

Writer's Block

 

True Stories

 

Classifieds

NOTICES:

League Of Procrastinators; send SAE for application form. Timewasters please.

Real Ale Appreciation Society; send SAE for application form. No wine-tasters please.

WANTED:

Multiple record-breaker requires better music storage solution.

Nutcase with Messiah complex and pessimistic outlook wanted to oversee group suicide next Wednesday.

Bankrupt baker kneads some dough. Please send cheques to PO Box 296.

LONELY HEARTS:

Dizzy blonde looking for chemist stocking Kwells. PO Box 923.

Neurotic woman looking for something else to worry about. PO Box 111.

Want to know how others see you? Lazy writer looking for intense emotional relationship to plagiarise for next novel. PO Box 453.

 

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