Ralph Aspinall Shallow over a wide area

Ralph is English and lives in Wales with a Scottish woman and two small dogs.

Ralph has been writing for Mustard since the very first of the black & white issues, and has written eight full-page articles plus some other bits:

• Derring Dos & Don'ts 'The Colonel' I: Survival (issue #01 - with Alex Musson)
• Derring Dos & Don'ts 'The Colonel' II: Women (issue #02 - with Alex Musson)
• Derring Dos & Don'ts 'The Colonel' III: Health (issue #03)
• Derring Dos & Don'ts 'The Colonel' IV: Plagues (issue #04)
• Derring Dos & Don'ts 'The Colonel' V: The Poor (issue #05)
• Derring Dos & Don'ts 'The Colonel' VI: Get Rich (issue #06)
• Derring Dos & Don'ts 'The Colonel' VII: Currency (issue #07)
• Writer's Block: Grey Dust (issue #03)
• Movie Remakes (issue #05)