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True Stories

The Lion and the B

The Lion and the B

"...but my gut feels differently."

Wallaby vs Truck

Wallaby vs Truck

"And then... its pouch moved."

Drink & Drugs Ruined My Faith in Waffles

Drink & Drugs Ruined

...My Faith in Waffles

Drink & Drugs Ruined My Chances

Drink & Drugs Ruined

... My Chances

Bad Dates

Bad Dates

#1: The Ice Queen

A casting for an ice cream commercial

#2: Please, Soeur

"It is not stupide," she demurred.

The Most Pain I've Ever Been In

The Most Pain I've Ever Been In

#1: Face: Off

"I could see my ear next to my shoulder."

#2: A swell time

"Tears spurt vertically from my eyes."

Patella Head

Patella Head

"My knees lacked the structural integrity they had enjoyed pre-Nissan Micra."

Hasta la Visa

Hasta la Visa

"Traffic lights are for guidance only here, so try not to look."

 

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