Andrew O'Neill Truth and/or Justice
Andrew has been writing for Mustard since the early black & white issues, when he was flatmates for a year with the editor, Alex Musson.
Andrew says you can tell a lot about a person by the type of knife they carry: "Hitler, for example used to carry a knife with a swastika on it. This tells us that he was probably a Nazi." For Mustard Andrew has written:
- Armchair Psychologist (issue #01 - art by Skinny Gavier)
- Honey the Kids are Exactly the Right Size But Their Density's Fucked (issue #01)
- Halle Berry 'Made Out of Plywood' (issue #02)
- Cruel Prank Targets Nation's Arsewits (issue #04 - with Alex Musson)