Jumper Removal Quandary?
We've all felt the sting of JRQ,
when you're in a public place and want to remove your jumper –
But you fear that as you do so,
your t-shirt will also rise
thus displaying your fat, flabby
belly to innocent bystanders.
not your friend)
Now at long last your embarrassment
is at an end, with our patented
Mustard T-Shirt Removal TechniqueTM
Hook thumb casually over the bottom of your T-shirt.
With your other hand, reach back and
grab the back of the head-hole.
Pull jumper over your head.
T-Shirt remains in place. Dignity intact!
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